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You know you are in college too long when...
- You consider McDonald's "real food"
- You actually like doing laundry at home
- 4:00 AM is still early on the weekends
- It starts getting late on the weeknights
- Two miles is not too far to walk for a party
- You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it
- You'd rather clean than study
- "Oh wow, how did it get so late!" comes out of your mouth at least
once a night
- Half the time you don't wake up in your own bed and it seems
normal
- Minesweeper (or Solitaire) is more than a game it's a way of life
- You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps
- You know the pizza boy by name
- You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark
- You live for getting mail
- Looking out the window is a form of entertainment
- Prank phone calls become funny again
- It feels weird to take a shower without shoes on
- Whole wars can take place, and you are clueless (no connection to
the outside world)
- You start thinking and sounding like your roommate
- Blacklights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth
- Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime
- You find out milk crates have so many uses
- Wal-mart is the coolest store
- The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday, (or Wednesday morning
to Tuesday night)
- You are sitting around making lists about how you know you've been
in college too long
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