When the Software industry had gone down badly, three software giants - Sun, SCO(UNIX) ,and Microsoft - started producing condoms and named them Java-condo, CondomiX, and MS-Comdome(TM) respectively.
A customer using Java-condo complained to Sun that the condom didn't fit correctly. Sun replied: "Wait till we get the ISO standard". They boasted that it will fit to any size irrespective of underlying structure.
The customer, being unwilling to wait this long, switched to CondomiX and found that by the time he finished reading the instructions given along with CondomiX, his wife was sleeping and he himself had forgotten why he was using CondomiX.
Finally he switched to MS-Condome(TM). To his surprise it was so easy to use.....and comfortable! He used it happily.
Six months later he found that his wife was pregnant, so he complained to Microsoft.
He received the following reply:
A PATCH IS COMING SOON..!
