Paul Svensson, Engineer and Translator

@svensson.org:
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Thanks for looking me up, and welcome to my small page. I'm a software developer, Unix Engineer, freelance translator originally from Sweden, currently operating out of Phoenix, Arizona.

Here you can find my resume, a list of my latest translations, and a letter from a satisfied client.

I also have a page on ITS, s small code portfolio, a short autobiography, and a family tree. 

             BUZZWORDS   FOR   MANAGERS
             ==========================

     COLUMN I                COLUMN II              COLUMN III
---------------------   ---------------------   --------------------
0. integrated           0. management           0. options
1. heuristic            1. organizational       1. flexibility
2. systematized         2. monitored            2. capability
3. parallel             3. reciprocal           3. mobility
4. functional           4. digital              4. programming
5. responsive           5. logistical           5. scenarios
6. optional             6. transitional         6. time-phase
7. synchronized         7. incremental          7. projection
8. compatible           8. third-generation     8. hardware
9. futuristic           9. policy               9. contingency

The procedure is simple: pick any three-digit number; then select
the corresponding buzzword from each column.  For instance, the
number 257 produces "systematized logistical projection", a phrase
that can be dropped into virtually any report with that ring of
decisive knowledgeable authority.  No one will have the remotest
idea of what you're talking about, but the important thing is that
THEY ARE NOT ABOUT TO ADMIT IT.


             -- author unknown
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